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February 4, 2008 on 8:32 pm

Not sure how to take this one on. In a New Jersey Middle School, “intentional farting” is now detention worthy.

The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: “flatus expelled through the anus.” And while it’s a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.

How does a teacher make the call on deliberate flatulence? I’m not sure. But you know what, teenagers have some serious issues.

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