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Will it ever end?
August 23, 2007 on 9:43 amAtlanta is now investgating whether baggy pants that reveal boxer shorts or thongs could be considered indecent under a proposed amendment. The amendment, sponsored by city councilman C.T. Martin, states that sagging pants are an “epidemic” that is becoming a “major concern” around the country.
“Little children see it and want to adopt it, thinking it’s the in thing,” Martin said Wednesday. “I don’t want young people thinking that half-dressing is the way to go. I want them to think about their future.”
With one of the highest murder rates in the nation, doesn’t Atlanta have more vital problems on its plate?
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Could it be possible that the murder rate in Atlanta and baggy pants are truly linked? It’s impossible to run with your pants around your thighs, so would-be victims can’t run away from murderers fast enough and, ultimately, end up dead.
C.T. Martin may be on to something here… although I doubt it. I can’t recall the last time any politician was truly on to something, actually.
Comment by HSO — August 26, 2007 #