Good news for Tom Tancredo — and us

Good news for Tom Tancredo. Not only did he come in 4th place at the useless Ames straw poll, but Colorado’s leading “progressive” author, David Sirota (who’s still in the midst of some imaginary debate with me on taxes) is a “law-and-order” liberal!*So I assume, if Sirota’s position is consistent, this means he will be calling on Colorado legislators to apprehend all illegal aliens in Colorado.** The law is the law, after all. Right? Or is it only law-and-order when we go after corporations?

Now, if conservatives are hypocrites because they only focus on one end of law enforcement, wouldn’t logic dictate that Sirota is a hypocrite for focusing only on the other end? *** & ****  Then again, perhaps together, Tancredo and Sirota can work hand in hand to create on feel-good statist police state (a mix of what DailyKossaks laughably call the center and Tancredo calls America).

Stay tuned for a distortion of everything above.

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*Co-opting conservative phraseology for your own purposes. How creative!

**The answer, may or may not, have something to do with how Republicans cause illegal immigration, because, well, all 100 million or so hate humanity and jones for Southern-style slavery. Just a guess. But still, the law is the law, right?

***As for me, I won’t “call on” anyone to do anything. Again, I only write for myself. So please, David, feel free not to stay tuned. My columns space is for more useful things: writing about ugly nudity, iPhones fundamentalists and kids forced to attend failing government schools.

****Both corporate tax shakedowns and illegal immigration raids would be rather low on my law-enforcement priority list. That doesn’t mean breaking the law is acceptable. It means we have to prioritize. So searching for terrorist cells and murders would be the sort of thing that is on the top … lapsed taxes, jaywalking, things like that, on the very bottom.